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Oh the Irony!

The longest film ever made is called the "Cure for Insomnia". It runs for 87 hours, and consists mainly of a man reading poetry. However the film makers crudely foresaw that this may get boring fast, and so they decided to add porn and rock music?

Be afraid

On average there are less than 10 fatalities a year from shark attacks. However there are more than a thousand deaths a year caused by falling out of bed!

Cold and Fat

If you lived at the north or south pole you would actually be slightly heavier than if you lived on the equator. This is because you are closer to the earth's centre at the poles and hence gravity has more of an effect.

Do not watch if you are afraid of flying!!!

Holy Shit is right!

Question

The more you take the more you leave behind, what is it?

Highlight to answer: (Footsteps)

Jumping squid!

Do not watch this if you are squemish!

Quote of the day

"There was a very famous Jewish girl who kept a diary. It ended badly. But enough about Fran Drescher. Ha ha! You thought I was making a Holocaust joke. SHAME ON YOU!!!!"
                                                                                                          -Klaus, American Dad.

A Happy Looking Sunflower

The latest internet craze! Praaaiiisse Jesus.

Healthy for the body and the spirit! It's win win.

Bison

Before indians had horses they used to kill buffalo by causing them to stampede and then steering them off the side of a cliff. They would then go to the bottom and collect what they wanted from the dead animals. At one with nature my ass!

The Dramatic Tortoise

Zone of Silence

There exists an area in the Mexican desert called the Zone of Silence. Radio and TV signals are unable to be transmitted anywhere in the area. In 1970 a missile fired by the Americans went off course and headed for the Zone of Silence where it crashed. There have also been a high number of ufo sightings reported in the area. Scientists have now set up a biosphere to study the local 'wildlife'.

What's a sticky Cakehole?

Superhero

Just thought of an awesome name for a scientist that turns into a superhero: "The Exploding Pipette"

Beer can or Bacon

Try saying bacon in an Jamaican accent. Now try saying beer can in an English accent. Freaky, No?

I love Giraffes

Did you know that a giraffe has a black tongue? Or that it's heart weighs about 26 pounds? Or that they have to keep moving because when they begin to eat the leaves of an aracia tree, all the other aracia trees in the area become bitter. Find out more after the link:


http://scienceray.com/biology/zoology/stunning-facts-about-the-almighty-giraffe/