Hippos

A hippo's milk is pink.

Best prank ever!

The end of the world as we know it!

Harold Camping has said that the world will end on October 21st 2011. OMG! That's this friday! If you'd like to pick up some handy tips at surviving the coming apocalypse just follow the link:
 

 How to survive the Apocalypse

thought

A feminist is just like a naive girlfriend, except instead of thinking they can change one man they think they can change them all.

Zippo tricks

Plane crash prank

Saying

Never use big words when diminuitive ones will do.

Touch the rainbow

Question

Q: Where does a king keep his armies?


Highlight for answer:  (Up his Sleevies!)

Puzzle

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9		23	18	8	24	19		5	4		10	8	7	12	7	9	10	4	19		9	11

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6	17	21	18	17	4		4	15	4	17		5	18	25	14	4	7	4	19		25	18

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10	18	24	15	4		25	14	9	10		5	8	25		9	11		21	18	8		19	9	19

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25	14	4	17		9		25	14	6	17	1		21	18	8

Cannibalism

Fun little game where you have to decide when to resort to eating your friend. I'm sure there's probably a deep insight into the human condition in there somewhere:

Cannibalism