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Showing posts with label toothpick deadly deaths per year silent killer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toothpick deadly deaths per year silent killer. Show all posts
Saturday, 17 September 2011
The silent killer
More people die every year from toothpicks, than lightning strikes. This is because people accidently swallow them, but the stomach cannot break down the wood. So the toothpick ends up puncturing your insides and you get sepsis.
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